About Me

About Me

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Drawing of me, by my 9-year-old niece

I’m Tina, also referred to by my lovely husband as Tina “Two Times” because I say everything twice (But that’s only because no one fucking listens to me the first time!) I enjoy sarcasm, dark humor and complaining. I write a lot, mostly about my two kids, Owen (10) and Gwendolyn (3).

If you’re easily offended, this blog isn’t for you.

If you’ve never had to pick yourself back up again after eating an entire bag of Cool Ranch Doritos in one sitting, this blog isn’t for you.

If you like to use the hashtag #blessed, post photos on Facebook of your family with the caption So Blessed or end emails with “Have a blessed day,” this blog isn’t for you. (If I have to explain why, this blog isn’t for you.)

And if you’re looking to be inspired or uplifted, this DEFINITELY isn’t the blog for you.

This blog IS for you if:

  1. You enjoy dark humor
  2. Your idea of the perfect night in is eating a boatload of pasta while drinking chardonnay and binge-watching Shameless.
  3. You understand that there is a right way and a wrong way to load a dishwasher, and your way is always right.

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