Things My Toddler Wants to Eat More Than Her Vegetables

Things My Toddler Wants to Eat More Than Her Vegetables

 

1. Mystery cereal stuck to the bottom of the car seat

2. Her boogers, her friend’s boogers, anyone’s boogers

3. Marbles

4. Hand sanitizer

5. The fuzzy stuff in between her toes

6. Any flavor of Chapstick

7. Construction paper

8. Play Doh that’s been under the dresser since 2015

9. Dog biscuits

10. Diaper rash cream

11. Lollipop stuck to the bottom of the slide at the playground

12. The dead fly on the windowsill

13. Petroleum jelly

14. Candy from a stranger

15. Stuff on the bottom of her shoe

16. Decorative fruit on Grandma’s coffee table

17. Shower gel

18. Garden mulch

19. Piece of broccoli she hid in her shirt that fell into the toilet

20. Her mother’s tears


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